Saved again by the Powers of Good™

The world was saved from evil masterminds this week when US Agents arrested a man who had yellow cake uranium “samples” in the soles of his shoes. The man, Patrick Campbell, is from Sierra Leone, and was bringing the uranium to the US to find a buyer for 1000 tons of the highly dangerous substance.

No, wait – that’s not how it happened. Hang on – let me remember…