The race for Governor in Virginia is heating up!
No, wait. That’s not quite right. It’s not really heating up. It’s not cooling off, either. It’s kind of congealing, the way slime tends to do.
When Virginians go to the ballot on November 5th, they’ll have the chance to vote for Governor. The ballot is set to include:
- Ken Cuccinelli, Current Attorney General of Virginia (R)
- Terry McAuliffe, former Chairman of the Democratic National Comittee (D)
- Robert Sarvis, Lawyer, entrepreneur and software developer (Libertarian)
Have you ever walked up to a buffet, hungry as all get-out, your mouth watering at the thought of some real good roast beef, and then there’s only shit in the warmers? Well, that’s what’s going on in Virginia. Sure, some of the shit isn’t as stinky as the others, but it’s still shit.