It’s been a couple of weeks since I wrote anything, mainly because with the holidays, I’ve just been too darn busy to sit down and think straight.
So, in the spirit of the new year, I figured I’d pop over to some of the mainstream news sites (CNN, MSNBC and Fox News) and see what’s going on in the world that’s important enough to gain its own headline.
Let’s see here. Kim Jong-Un (also known as Crazy McCrazerson III) said that the execution of his uncle has united the nation. Hmm. Odd, but alright. I know the guy isn’t in his right mind anyway, so I’d expect nothing less.
That’s followed by… Some quotes from Phil Robertson.
Alrighty then. Let’s pop on over to MSNBC and see what’s happening.
“Obamacare becomes reality.” Right behind that is “The worst word of 2013”. (I’m betting it’s “news”, but I didn’t read the article, so I couldn’t tell you.) I’m gonna keep scrolling.
Gun control – a story about mothers and some rich mayors (their words, not mine) vs. the NRA.
Whew! THERE he is. I had to scroll almost four stories down to get to…
You guessed it. Phil Robertson.
“ObamaCare Insurance Tax In Effect” ~ As millions begin to receive health coverage under ObamaCare, insurance companies and some members of Congress are concerned that an annual tax imposed on health insurers could cause premiums to increase even more.
A story about Putin vowing “annihilation” on those responsible for the bombings in Volgograd. (I’ll write more on that later.)
Oh, okay. I was starting to get worried.
“Latest News: ‘Duck Dynasty’ stars excited for show’s return”
So folks, I’d like to apologize for taking up your time this morning. Looking over the news here, it seems that I’ve not really missed anything news-worthy. As far as I can tell, Ol’ Phil is still alive and good-to-go, so we’re in good shape, at least for now.
God bless America.
You all take care.
Clyde O. Watson